Funslurp I Kissed a Democrat Gum
Clinton has been known to kiss as many as a million women in one day, so keep I Kissed a Democrat Gum on hand to get that taste of Arkansas out of your mouth. Don't be blue, I Kissed a Democrat Gum can keep your breath fresh and minty if you find you've been donkey-smooched against your will. Some democrats have been known to be liberal with their kisses, so the odds of being the victim of a mack attack are pretty good. Luckily, each pack of I Kissed a Democrat Gum comes with 8 pieces of peppermint-flavored redemption.
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